Posted 4 months ago
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if everyone in the world jumped at the same time.
Posted 4 months ago

#10. Fucks with it. 

Posted 4 months ago
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” —Erma Bombeck

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” 
Erma Bombeck

Posted 4 months ago
It’s the same reason you like anyone, I guess you see something of yourself in them.
Posted 4 months ago
Bitches, hoes, money, cars that I can’t pronounce, VIP, I want it all. Except getting shot, especially, except getting shot.

Bitches, hoes, money, cars that I can’t pronounce, VIP, I want it all. Except getting shot, especially, except getting shot.

Posted 4 months ago

I see the logic in this.

Posted 4 months ago

Pineapple Express

  1. Saul: Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Let's go! C'mon, man, let's get the fuck outta here!
  2. Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Okay... Uhh let's go... No... It's not working... the battery's dead.
  3. Saul: Wait...! What do you mean, it's dead?
  4. Dale Denton: [laughing] What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead!
  5. Saul: No, no! What do you mean, the battery's dead?
  6. Dale Denton: How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.
  7. Saul: [frustrated sigh] How did this happen?
  8. Dale Denton: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-...
  9. Saul: Aw, man... Talk radio?
  10. Dale Denton: Yes, talk radio.
  11. Saul: So boring, man! The car just committed suicide.
Posted 4 months ago
Because sometimes there is no easy way out. You just have to grin and bear it. Sometimes the only escape route is to go straight through the flames, just brace yourself and bite your lip. Sometimes you have to cut the ties clean off. Because in every relationship there comes a point when the damage is too much and no matter how good it once was, the memories can`t sustain you. You have to save yourself knowing all the while it will hurt like hell. Because you can`t keep giving someone everything if you get nothing in return.

Because sometimes there is no easy way out. You just have to grin and bear it. Sometimes the only escape route is to go straight through the flames, just brace yourself and bite your lip. Sometimes you have to cut the ties clean off. Because in every relationship there comes a point when the damage is too much and no matter how good it once was, the memories can`t sustain you. You have to save yourself knowing all the while it will hurt like hell. Because you can`t keep giving someone everything if you get nothing in return.

Posted 4 months ago

Logic at it’s finest.

Posted 4 months ago

I never knew
I never knew that everything was falling through
That everyone I knew was waiting on a cue
To turn and run when all I needed was the truth
But that’s how it’s got to be
It’s coming down to nothing more than apathy
I’d rather run the other way than stay and see
The smoke and who’s still standing when it clears
—Over My Head (Cable Car) by The Fray

Posted 4 months ago
Things to be thankful for…

Things to be thankful for…

Posted 4 months ago
With no remorse!

With no remorse!

Posted 4 months ago
Click, click, click, plow. Hashtag: Movie reference.

Click, click, click, plow. 
Hashtag: Movie reference.

Posted 4 months ago
The first Moon landing happened in the Sea of Tranquility; the second set down in the Ocean of Storms.
Random Fact
Posted 4 months ago
Heaven needs this shit.

Heaven needs this shit.