What condiments do you put on your burger?:
Ketchup & mayo.
Who would you rather have at a dinner party?: Madonna, Cher or Bjork:
Since I’ve no idea who the hell Bjork is and Cher is closer to death I guess I’d go with Cher.
Have you thrown a temper tantrum in the last year?:
I do that like… weekly.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?:
Nope. You need a pretty face for that. Not saying I don’t but I don’t think it’d match and I don’t take risk like that, especially, if pain is included in the risk at hand.
What is the largest amount of money you have ever spent at one time?:
Wow, uh, probably on school?
What color are your toenails right now?:
Can you juggle?:
Psh… of course not.
If you were accused of a crime would you have an alibi for April 22?:
Depends is that a week day or weekend? If it’s a week day then I have work, if it’s a weekend than I’m fucked.
If you got a charm bracelet what would the first three charms be?:
Dream catcher, feather, and angel wings.
What is the last book you read that you could not put down?:
Uh, shit… 50 Shades of Grey? It’s been awhile since I last read.
If you could erase one thing from your past what would it be?:
Wow, that’s a hard question. I’m not to sure.
Have you ever taken part in an organized protest?:
No, that takes to much effort.
Do you believe in fate or in chance?:
For the month of May what 3 bands/artist have been on repeat?:
Dude, it’s like… August… May was to long ago for me to remember.
Where is the farthest that you’ve been from your hometown?:
Boxers, briefs or thong?:
For a guy? Boxers.
Do you read the ingredients list on every packaged food that you buy?:
Hell no. It wouldn’t matter anyway to be honest if I did or didn’t.
Of all the flowers which are you the most partial to?:
Gardenias. They smell so gooooood.
If you could spend a year in another country where would you go?:
Do you still sleep with any stuffed animals in your bed?:
Nope. I sleep on the couch too… FYI.
If not, what did you do with them?:
They’re in boxes in my closet somewhere. Probably.
For sickness would you rather take meds forever or spend 9 days in hospital?:
Depends are the meds pills? Or liquid? If it’s pills I’m down, but if it’s liquid fuck that shit.
Who would you rather go to dinner with Prince, John Meyer or Johnny Depp?:
Ooo, that’s hard. I feel like Johnny Depp would judge me less LOL, so Johnny Depp it is.
Have you ever seen any John Waters’ movies?:
What movies would those be?
What do you take in your coffee?:
Loads of sugar and fattening stuff.
How old were you when you had your first kiss?:
12, but old enough for it to really “matter”? 20… DON’T JUDGE ME!
What is the one tv show that you always watch?:
Two Broke Girls.
Are you an early riser or a late sleeper?:
I’m forced to be an early riser due to work, but if it were up to me I’m a late sleeper.
What color is your bedroom?:
Have you ever grown a kombucha mushroom?:
The fuck is that?
What three things do you like the most about yourself?:
I’m funny, relatable, and my hair.
What percentage do you tip when you go out or get a delivery?:
15%. Isn’t that like the norm anyway?
If you could only wear one color for the rest of your life what would it be?:
Well first off, that’d suck ass, but if I had too? Probably grey?
Have you ever used a waxing kit?:
I’ve attempted and sort of kind of failed.
What food do you crave on a regular basis?:
Sweets. Or soda.
Would you rather be caught in an avalanche or a flood?:
Flood. I can swim pretty damn well, but run? Hell no.
What website do you visit the most?:
What is your favorite nursery rhyme?:
We’re doing that at work right now hahaha, coincidence? Shittt. Uh, dunno.
Who is your favorite evil fictional character?:
Like none really caught my eye enough to remember.
Have you ever watched a silent movie…not including The Artist?:
Do you prefer rock, country or rap?:
Depends on my mood. I probably have more rap on my iPod then the other two though.